Statement: To be frank, there's a high chance this blog is going nowhere.
Proof: I had been tiptoeing along the border of the blogosphere for quite some time, simply because I hadn't thought of the perfect blitle (blog+title, I do that a lot-- get used to it (or stop reading). Also, you'll find I'm an avid fan of parenthetical asides, so you might as well get used to that, too). Months of critical thinking later, I had done it: the title would be Q.E.D. and the content would be a mess of nonsense, dressed up like a proof. For the non-nerd in the audience, Q.E.D. stands for the Latin phrase quod erat demonstrandum, meaning "what was to be demonstrated." Many proof writers opt to use the abbrev at the end of their proofs to say "see? I told ya." (Although personally I prefer to end my proofs with a big fat "BOOYAH" as the Egyptians did... I'm pretty sure.) So I trust you can see where I'm going with this-- each post will start with a statement which will be followed by some convoluted prose that will convince you I wasn't lying. I think I've made my point.
Q.E.D.
