On Exqueezing Myself

Statement: I should be censored. 

Proof: I may or may not have said exqueeze me to quite possibly the most prestigious mathematician I have ever come in human contact with. This happening coincidentally occurred in front of someone who I later found out was a reporter doing an article on said mathematician, and my friend-- who (after her jaw finally undropped) said "did you just say exqueeze me to my advisor?"

Yep. And you can quote me on that.

Q.E.D.